As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I'm thinking about getting one of those Colorectal home exam kits and just shitting in the box for a week. Tape it up and send it in with a note - "I couldn't find anything, why don't you give it a try."
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Make sure to eat lots of corn the night before.
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I tried image searching chili + rate my poo to post something funny but it backfired. I should've expected what I was about to see but didn't.
I don't want to do that ever again.
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I hope you do it.
That commercial always makes me almost feel sorry for UPS, but after they destroyed my marked fragile Hello Kitty statue thing previous Christmas present, I hope they kick the shit out of that box too.
Pun was actually not intended, but I lol'ed after I saw it.