Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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WATCH OUT N2!!!!
Sorry dude, but come on. The mini and now you're gonna hit someone in a scooter. Its not fair to the shitty woman drivers that will most likely hit me.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Well fuck. Spent hours on the side of the road waiting for the police to finish the reports, then an hour waiting for AAA to move the other cars so mine could get hauled off, then an hour on the phone telling the lady I don't want the car back if the frame as bent but as I am a chef and not a body repair expert I don't feel qualified to make that decision based on how it looked smoking on the freeway. Hey lady, the motor got pushed off the mounts. I don't think it is just cosmetic.
Then family drama. I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and get away from the stress.
Anyway here are the pics.
So two cars ahead of me come to a halt. The guy in front of me stops, I stop, guy behind me stops, lady behind him doesn't, lady behind her doesn't. Guess which two drivers are at fault???
Of course I don't have rental insurance so until one of the chick driver's insurance companys ponys up I don't get a rental so I gotta drive my catering van.
Maybe I'll paint "Free Candy" on the side and wear a clown suit. That ought to get some attention...
Edit: I'm going to take a few ibuprophin and go to bed. Stupid sobriety...
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My condolences brutha, been there.
I didn't read the back-story, if you posted it here, but at least you're not injured.
Now you get to see how they are treating your catering van - has always been an eye opener to see what the guys are up to in my work trucks (same shit I was, when I was scrub, btw).
gawker makes me feel stupid for liking that undercover boss show. dammit, i still like it even though it is staged......and i cant wait for the hooters episode next week! sexual harassment included!
glad to know your okay Chef.
okay people sorry i have'nt been loading the pass/hacks up as much as usual but, hell i'm feeling lazy. i did however work up this little diddy.
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enjoy, let me know if it's working okay.
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Okay, FUCK that fuckin' arcade!
I've spent too much time over there, and the shit has passed me by.
Felt good to be a non-gamer there the first couple days, but now the freakin' geeks have taken over (yeah, this means you Cheesedick & MaxiPad ) - and ruined my shit.
Fuckin' unattainable high scores - bitches like Gallow with there hammer-dance - taunting you to drop another quarter.
Shit's like the cool kids at the local bowling alley arcade when I was an awkward pre-teen.
I swear the zits were bursting, and I got some of that clammy palm action striving for arcadian-wizardry.
What's next? Some fucking World of WhoreCraft for the DSF?
Diluted the fuckin' pool around here - I come here to escape - not shatter me self-confidence to some 19 year old mama's boy or sheep shagger
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you are a bitch for that shit, huh Milly?
From Jersey Shore to this crap, you just lap it up.
We watched the first few minutes of that Boss shit after the game yesterday, and I've never seen something more fake.
I don't watch much regular TV (and definitely no reality, other than Survivor occasionally), but that looked cool, until the first couple minutes of that turd.
You gotta have better shit to do with your time...
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ive actually cut down on my tv time. only the cream of the crop make it. also its harder bc my girl and i have certain "our shows" but our schedules are so wack right now, we are behind and its hard to get time together to watch them. so to not watch "our shows" i end up watching crap she wouldnt like. i think that makes sense.
and yes, very important things to be doing. like my thesis with the fast approaching deadline. shit.
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