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Expletive · #**8411** 02-08-2010, 11:47 AM

Hey ya'll I have glaucoma and i want to try something different, namely cannabis tea, do any of you have any experiences or ideas, i'll be back in about and hour or so, and read your responses if any, but if you dont respond,

i'll send a bandit to titty fuck you in your sleep.

o yeah, cunny is awesome and though i'm a virgin, i dreamed of cunny last night, i'm feeling lucky---though i'll probably still be virginal by the end of the year

Magnusrex · #**8412** 02-08-2010, 12:29 PM

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go out into the woods of southeast oklahoma, arkansas, or louisiana, and locate the sassafrass tree, good luck! the roots smell like root beer. best time is in december and january, when the trees are in dormancy, dig up a root, grind it up, brew a tee, drink with honey. be careful it can be poisonous

amylikewhoa · #**8413** 02-08-2010, 12:45 PM

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Coin slot!

Magnusrex · #**8414** 02-08-2010, 01:16 PM

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just goes to prove that your opinion is less valuable than your thoughts.

Expletive · #**8415** 02-08-2010, 01:19 PM

my brother wants to attack my diminutive sister, they're having an argument and then my 6'2" 250lb brother wants to tackle my 5'2" sister 100 pound something sister, so i have to stop him and he and i tussle i could have broken his neck because i'm 6'4 320lbs and a tad bit stronger, it isnt even funny how horrible this is, but eventually i allow him to go, he goes for the bat and i take off my glasses and laugh at him, and say; 'sweet brother, you don't want to do that, i could have killed you and didn't because you're my brother and i love you, but for a moment don't let satan fool you,' of course we're okay now, mother came home and she's arguing with the two of them, but honestly, i

i didn't allow them rage since they're my family, and though i may have had to kill my brother (which i wouldn't do, even if he mortally wounded me) i would never allow my rage to over take me, my brother allows the wrong things in his heart and mind, but as i reminded him i'd never hate him, even if he did kill me, meh, life is an odd ball of things some times.

edit; sorry for the bad grammar, i'm a bit dreamy at the moment, in that state when my mind shuts off aggression and other such things which could cause me to do something i'd regret, for my family needs a bit of extra care, six kids all at home, though the house is incredibly big, with lots of room, for some reason, they always have problems, and the youngest among us is sixteen, uh.

Magnusrex · #**8416** 02-08-2010, 01:32 PM

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anger, rage, the dark side these things lead to!

Expletive · #**8417** 02-08-2010, 01:34 PM

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if the force was real, would masturbation cause blindness or hasten our path to the darkside? I'm thinking dickgirl porn could also lead to the darkside, but of what, buttholes or the sith.

ThatHaole · #**8418** 02-08-2010, 01:35 PM

My jeep was the center filling of a five car crash on the freeway. Now I'm stuck on the side of the road waiting for the police to get to my statement. Fuck. It's been an hour, it's fucking cold and I've gotta take a leak. Fuck.

I'll post pics later.

Predator24 · #**8419** 02-08-2010, 01:38 PM

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That's why you want to be second in the pileup. You are not the intialal cause but everyone behind you is responsible for your injuries.

Magnusrex · #**8420** 02-08-2010, 01:40 PM

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Holy Shit! dude i actual have a tear or two in my eyes right now. NOT THE FUCKING JEEP! glad your okay and i hope the jeep ain't trashed