i was sitting at the table with my papaw reading the obituaries and there was in there for a baby. i said how i hate to see stuff like that and papaw said when i had my heart surgery they tried to tell me that i had herpes. where that came from idk but it hilarious.
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they just built this multi million dollar reptile house. I am pretty sure it is open now but if not it will be by then for sure. It's a big zoo meeting so I am sure they are holding it in FW to show off the new reptile house.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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^^^Fucking funny shit. Not the dead baby, but the herpes.
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He was a profoundly disturbed man, but very interesting I agree. One of the investigators wrote a book about him, I forget the name. It was a good read.
Oh yay! Congrats! I used to love watching my nephew move. You could literally see my sisters stomach shift. It was gross but totally awesome all at once. Or Id lay my head on her stomach and I could feel him start kicking...probably aiming at my head. I'm so happy for you!!! I'm fine. Acting like Betty Crocker. Making Lemon Bars and cookies for the kids for their bake sale tomorrow.
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They are closing the reptile exhibit in Seattle this month. No money to rebuild it and it is a deathtrap for exhibits and patrons. It's way cool too.
I always loved the one in the Sonoran Desert Museum. When I was a kid I saw a vampire bat feeding on a Tupperware jug of cow blood, which I later found out almost never happens since they are nocturnal.
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Does that make you an AILF?
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