If I am at a restaurant and they have a salad bar, I will not get watermelon because it is such a sterotype for black people to eat. I just have my thick white girlfriend go get it for me and eat it off her plate. Then I sneak out with paying.
__________________ I have a dream, it involves me, three females, some red hots, a glass of kool-aid, and a squeaky mattress.
great. so the impending blizzard is not going to let me miss work. but it will prevent me from meeting a quasi-famous d-list celebrity (not jesus martinez). and of course it will fuck up my weekend. guess who is driving around with an expired license.
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"If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts." - KV
Well i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
and i went to pick her up in the rain
but before i could get to the station in my pickup truck
she got runned over by a damned old train
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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