It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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So I'm at work today and could swear someone was calling my name but no one was there. Then my mind started tripping think what if I'm really not at work but in a hospital bed. I was thinking what if I am in a coma and I was almost coming out of it and someone at my bedside noticed the change and called out to me. Am I really typing this now or am I in a coma induced dream state. Did I really see a pic of Madam's tits circa 1999-2000. They are great tits so if I did dream them up at least I have an artistic mind.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Come on dude, Augusta,GA ain't that bad. Pfft teheheheh
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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What does that mean? There aren't enough people killing themselves in Seattle. Personally the heroin addicts shooting up in public don't bother me but the bearded hipsters, newbie import techies, and cyclists in bicycle shorts do.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"