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My how many stories you must have to tell! I've bet you seen even more freaky ass shit than that! That's awesome you used to have a comic shop though. I go to one everyweek to feed my Archie addiction. *blush*
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I stopped riding them in 1989. The University of Arizona has Spring Fling every April, part of which is a carnival. If you help set up the grounds the night before it opens, you could ride the rides for free. I was walking by the vomitron or such and I heard one methed out carny with three teeth talking to some new meat who had only lost one half of his molars and had few open sores talking.
The new guy said "what about all these left over parts. Does that mean we left some out assembling the whirly gig of death?" Sideshow Jim just nodded and said, "yup, that happens all the time."
The traveling troup of fun loving freaks that puts on Spring Fling had a fatality in Houston not that long ago.
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Speaking of toothless hillbillies - When I first moved back to town after law school I wasn't feeling great about being back in my hometown (but it's where the jobs were). A few weeks after I moved, right before Thanksgiving, I went to Wal Mart for slippers or a pillow or something, and saw a young girl, maybe 18 or 19, in a tube top (snow on the ground outside). Big boobies. She caught me looking at them, at which point you really have only two options - puss out and pretend you weren't, or man up and smile at her. I smiled at her (them?) and she smiled back, and she had exactly three teeth, and they weren't long for her mouth, the way they looked.
I realized then that if you're not feeling great about the town you just moved to, Wal Mart ain't the place to go to pick up your spirits.
The boobies were nice,though. You pretty much have to stop wearing a tube top once gravity starts taking hold.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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The best stories, BTW, came from the dipshits who came in wanting to look at knives or swords or other martial arts weapons. They always came either with a buddy or with a girlfriend, and they always wanted to look at the butterfly knives, and they all pretty much knew one or two moves that they would then demonstrate to impress their little buddy or girlfriend, until I got to the point where when they would ask to see the knife, I'd say, to the little buddy or girlfriend, "yeah, everybody that asks to see that knife pretty much knows one move that they use to impress their [little buddy/girlfriend] so get ready for it."
One dude was so bad that he had the wrong handle in his hand and so when he flipped it back onto his hand he cut the shit out of his finger and bled all over the place. That was pretty awesome, especially after my girlfriend speech.
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I've know those douches! lol. I used to be into that stuff too. I have a femine kimono sword with a cool red holder. That's my prize. I had a brass knuckle dagger that was epic, but I took it to a bar one night and got arrested for it so it got confiscated. :
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Archie is still relevant even today! They have a series where they are older and each mag has a story going for if he married Veronica and if he married Betty. I used to want him with Veronica, but he is so much happier with Betty in this series!
...Now I'm waiting for the Archie Porn FTMFW!
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Lmao I couldn't watch it with the sound, but I got the gist of it. I liked the Spanish subtitles, it made it more gooder.
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Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world.
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