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Old 01-27-2010, 02:45 PM
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what does becoming a dad half to do with drinking?
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Old 01-27-2010, 02:48 PM
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i just decided that my drinking and my temper and my additude, weren't a good mix around kids, and since i can't change my attitude or my temper, i can change my drinking.
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Old 01-27-2010, 02:49 PM
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ah, at least youd still cheat on his mom with an 18 yr old. not a total pussy
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Old 01-27-2010, 02:50 PM
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ear wax trick? WTF!
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:10 PM
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We were told in Infantry Training that if we were going out on the town on a Friday night not to clean our ears out on Thursday or Friday. If we got some young, hot, wet, and sticky willing to drop trou for us, to surreptitiously put a little of the wax from our ear onto our finger and apply it to the vaj. If she complained of it stinging or hurting, to leave it be, that it was probably infected. I used the trick a few times, even with a girl from ol' MamaSans place, and never got any STDs.
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:12 PM
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that is some serioulsy fucked witch doctoring right there Bro!
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:26 PM
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googling that leads to some pretty fucking funny stories. thx
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have a day off, gonna go shave my balls.....would you like a video amy....lol
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In parts of Africa they use crocodile dung as birth control. Needless to say it is just as effective as ear wax.

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I want a video of your face after you dunk your freshly shaved sack in a bowl of rubbing alcohol
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