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Old 01-26-2010, 03:56 PM
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That's the only way I can fuck my wife in the ass is to say I "slipped."

On a semi-unrelated note (this is the random thoughts thread after all), back when I was in the marines I had a buddy from Poland that kept telling me he wanted to hook me up with a blind date. I finally got tired of telling him no, so I agreed to meet this girl at a chinese restaurant on a Friday night. So I get there and she's wearing sunglasses. When I get to the table, I realize she's fucking blind. Well, I wasn't a total asshole, so I sat down and we ate and had some light conversation. I agreed to drive her home since her roommate had dropped her off, and when we got back to her place, she invited me. We talk a little more, then we go to her bedroom. Once we're both undressed and ready to go, I slip a little KY on my dick and slide it right into her asshole. She flinches and yells out in protest. I reply "it's not my fault, baby, I'm blind too!"

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Old 01-26-2010, 04:05 PM
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Old 01-26-2010, 04:27 PM
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Old 01-26-2010, 04:36 PM
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Old 01-26-2010, 04:44 PM
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Well, I'm off to eat at Pizza Inn with the wife and some friend of hers. Tomorrow morning I go see the surgeon about my gall bladder. See ya tomorrow fruckers!
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Good luck buddy. Maybe the wife will feel sorry for you tonight and finally let you knock on her back door.
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Only if I say I "slipped."
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you'd have to slip awful fucking hard to get it in the ass
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