06-10-2011, 08:24 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Hey. They prefer interspecies erotica. Okay fucko?
for those who don't get the reference
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06-10-2011, 09:33 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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In WA at least the cruelty to animals question was solved via a balancing test - basically, was the animal small enough that your dick hurt it. Chickens and hamsters probably out. Horses and cows, probably okay, except if it were my massive elephant weiner doing the banging. But ultimately, they just went ahead and decided that the animals couldn't consent, so you couldn't fuck them. Sadly, that's the same logic applied to drunken sorority girls.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
06-11-2011, 04:05 AM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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06-12-2011, 02:52 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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06-12-2011, 09:28 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
06-13-2011, 01:02 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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06-13-2011, 01:50 PM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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06-13-2011, 05:40 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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06-13-2011, 10:57 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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06-14-2011, 06:49 AM
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