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McHookerino · #**7241** 01-23-2010, 11:05 AM

Fun conversation with a Mormon at my front door about 10 minutes ago.

Me: Hello

Mormon: Hello, what are you thoughts on god?

Me: There is no god.

Mormon: How so?

Me: Well if there really was a god, my mom wouldn't have died in 2006 from cancer, I'm sure god has some magic hokus pokus tricks to cure cancer. If god was real he would make sure I have a job and I wouldn't be losing mine on March 1st. I'm also 100% sure if god was real he wouldn't make his second coming on a fucking potato chip. Now sir, if you can walk god to my front door, have him shake my hand, and sit down with me and explain our purpose over a Miller Lite I will tell you there IS a god, but until then get off my property before I shoot you in the foot.

Mormon: God help you (as he ran off my porch)

I have a feeling today is going to be a good day

Mr Handlebars · #**7242** 01-23-2010, 12:04 PM

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What's wrong with the Ice Capades. Dorothy Hamill was a hottie in her day and Kristi Yamaguchi is now. Beside, you doesn't enjoy Disney on or the Muppets on ice?

#**7243** 01-23-2010, 12:52 PM

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+1

My entire Saturday i think will be spent on DSF. I'm so behind.... i blame it on the account signups. There are now another 402 for me to approve and that will probably take around 4-5 hours.

#**7244** 01-23-2010, 12:53 PM

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Yeah, i bet you're never harsh

...Jovial old Striker!

McHookerino · #**7245** 01-23-2010, 01:12 PM

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Now give me your best estimation on those 402 noobs, how many will pan out?

My guess, 2

TheSNakE · #**7246** 01-23-2010, 01:15 PM

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Why don't you get some help dude? I am sure one of these eggheads would be glad to be assistant to Satan.

#**7247** 01-23-2010, 01:35 PM

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yeah... maybe 3

Most are just lurkers anyways

always remember: There's never a need to kill a stripper because they are already dead inside.

Magnusrex · #**7248** 01-23-2010, 02:16 PM

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if I had any real skills in the tech department I would volunteer, I know just enough to turn on the computer and watch porn.

Bradley Nowell · #**7249** 01-23-2010, 02:55 PM

I must be losing it. Greasemonkey says it's working, but it's not. No green check marks. WTF?

Predator24 · #**7250** 01-23-2010, 03:06 PM

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I don't think he would give any of us that power.

Look what n2 did when Satan trusted him to run the voting for the 2nd annual DSF awards.