fuck. my next door neighbor keeps calling me....wants me to come over and fix her PC. she obviously cant connect to the internet, or she wouldnt be freaking out. since i woke up a bit drunk, and am sure i smell like milwaukee, i am not answering the phone. uggh
i just called work to ask them something and the guy that answered the phone told me i had to say something dirty to hold him over till i came in, i said buttfucking
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Is she hot? Tell her you'll fix her downlink if she'll work on your uplink. Tell her you wanna put your floppy disk into her software until it becomes hardware and then you'll need a trojan. Tell her to fuck off, you're hung over.
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