My first and I were 18 and she was about 50 lbs over weight. She offered to take my V card because she didn't want me to hit 19 as a virgin. I wouldn't change a thing about what I did. My suggestion is to avoid a one night stand though. The best first girl is one that will get with you several times so you can learn and improve. I would find the hottest friend you have and tell her strait up, you want a friend with beny's to teach you some stuff. Oh, better to get a few shots in her before bringing this up.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I'm posting here to bookend Beatrix's post......to remove the false hope and boner I get - thinking her hot ass is online again.
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I cant believe all you guys are telling him to wait? WTF are you serious? Dude, fuck a beached whale if you need to... What ever happen to stats? Now we are into quality? I bet you that nasty chick can teach you more than any pretty chick! For real! Just use protection and dont think a pretty chick wont give you some shit either... If you can get it, get it. Fuck all these guys tellin you to wait.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Fuck you little bitch, any pussy ain't equal pussy in my book.
I'm into quality standards! Dude should do some more casing around for a better deal!
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
And I guess when your ass was getting raped by the same fat mexican chick he is trying to screw you were checking to she if she had acne and all her teeth?
Whatever.
Never met a guy who had standards for his first fuck, unless they were a holy roller or something? I hope your not saving your shirt for some chick that is not gonna be the one anyway.
As a matter of fact, by the time most dudes got shit faced they were trying to fuck bottles of vaseline. Did you enjoy the bottle of vaseline?
Anyway, loser, dont listen to the loser who commented on my post and go fuck a fat chick to break the vicious cycle of losers you have been dealt. Or if you dont you'll end up like the freak who turned the lights out at the fitness center...