i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Lots of stupid kid shit. Spent a weekend with two other guys and a garbage bag full of shake we got from this girl's mysterious Phillipino boyfriend rolling pinners (on my parents $2000 dining room table) for this guy to take back to job Service to sell for a fiver each. We all smoked a shitload of weed that weekend.
Many drunk driving episodes. I gave that shit up before I could even drink legally, tho.
Drove too close to a non- existant military base in Nevada. Had a very one sided conversation with some polite, yet stern young men with guns.
I was like 6 years old, but helped my dad and his Lions Club cronies smuggle case after case of liquor across the border from Canada in the family travel trailer. Towed by the Buick. I don't know how I helped, but whenever he'd tell the story, he'd say I was a big help.
Probably the most immoral thing was rolling a passed out bum in an alley in downtown Seattle. Then, to the amusement and/ or disgust of my associates, I dropped a duece on his face. I'm reasonably sure Hell awaits on that one.
Plus I recorded an NHL game without the express written permission of the Commissioner.
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"I'm William Shatner. I can score anything." - William Shatner
one time i killed a man. then the police came and arrested me....
then i went to prison for five years before being paroled. my sentence was overturned due to legal error, and was dropped from 20 to 7 years. it was in self defense. i broke his neck. i am not proud of this, it has ruined my life.... i never meant for that to happen. i can tell the rest of the story if anyone cares to hear it. hows that for illegal?
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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^^^ Dude you drove on a suspended license! That's fucked up!
Although it is weak they through that shit on top of the rest. Yeah, let's nail him on murder 2, and then his tabs were expired!
I for one want to hear the story.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
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ok
look this is something that happened whether you believe it or not
i dont give a fuck about your wack opinions pobsers
anyway it was in the newspaper and the tv news
i have lived the life that movies are written about
it just so happens that i have not been involved in that bs since i had kids
ive been trying to make an honest living for my kids sake
no one wants to hire someone like me b/c of my past...