If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I pooped last night. It was soft serve chocolate ice cream.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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Wasn't the best day, been having eye problems, but yesterday I woke up to it being swollen, so no way I could wear makeup. Then when I was shaving I somehow nicked the middle of my middle finger nail fucking it up so I couldn't paint them after.
But I just had to laugh cause that's how my life works and after the mayor being 45 minutes late, am thankful that it happened and I have this amazing guy that this guy puts up with all my falling apart craziness and never makes me feel bad about it and keeps me smiling.