Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Fucking Kansas
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Crashing out, but if anyone knows where I can get a decent table that would support the weight of a computer and monitor for very cheap, let me know. I am sick of my fucking computer being in my kitchen instead of my room. Goodnight fuckers.
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
So I was in the training room at work, trying to sleep a little... I farted and it smelled so bad I almost had to move. Almost. Just thought I'd share.
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Interestingly, you can get sick from eating food off of the floor, but not always. I guess it's sort of like trying to rub out a few to one of pred's whores and hoping that by doing so you're not gay or bisexual since the trap had breast.
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I just got some chump change and i'm going to get a shave since, i'm approaching grizzly adams.
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i find that the stinker the fart the closer the shit, it just means you have to take a shit, but noticing the time post of your comment, I'm sure you took care of that by now.
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Originally Posted by MEGADOUCHE
How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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Agreed, but for me, it could still be anywhere from 12 to 24 hours away. In other words, I haven't. Plus I drank a bunch of orange juice last night... that stuff makes me fart more.
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that's the problem, that's why i watch my choices carefully. my motivations has to be more than looks, it must be based on something a bit more substantial, preferably being allowed to smell her awful goodness
I think with a promise of cunny, one would adapt to any dame, except of course if she's psycho or incredibly bitchy.
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O.J. does it, so I'm sure you can't drink too much milk either. For me, it's milk, but not always. Like in the commercials they'll have kids eating cereal, drinking milk with a glass of O.J. nearby and an apple, how the fuck does that become breakfast
I use to think that schools in the states had more farting children than any where else on the planet.
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Originally Posted by MEGADOUCHE
How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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jeez your a picky bitch
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okay,fresh passes enjoy before they go dead, which could be in the next 5 minutes.
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CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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fresh hack, it is a toughie, good luck.
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB