i realized i didn't post here when i first signed up a few weeks ago.
i'm punjab. i like football and porno and books about war. i can fuck hard or i can fuck like, really gently. i live in dallas. i keep an online blog, just like everyone else on the interwebs.
i thought the "very special" episode of diff'rent strokes where dudley and arnold got tricked into the back of the bike store was hilarious. i think schneider from one day at a time was an underappreciated pimp. i believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve, and i believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
one day i will successfully trick my wife into butt sex. either that or force it. i always wanted bluto to kick popeye's ass, even though olive oyl is an anorexic slag.
i celebrate take a worm for a walk week and have won the previous two all-valley karate championships. i strike first, strike hard, and have no mercy.
i work at the max during the school year and at the malibu sands beachclub over the summer.
when i masturbate, i ejaculate millions of little michael phelps-es.
Hey I am Sara and I actually have been coming here a while without registering because I didn't see many girls in the beginning on here. I enjoy the games on here as well.