09-14-2008, 11:41 PM
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Hi. I'm Dave. Jesus led me here a couple months ago. Had a blast reading the insane shit that gets posted. Been with my wife 11 yrs, married for 1. My wife says I'm a sex addict alcoholic, just because I pester her for pussy, look at porn online and drink all night. Got 2 tax exemptions, 10 and 8 yrs old, that my whole world revolves around. I'm a huge Ravens fan and am quite bummed that they didn't play today. As my name implies, I rather enjoy a properly poured pint. Finally getting this shit laptop up to speed(my wife took mine for work, and now I'm stuck with this 3 year old compaq that's short bus slow) and am upping some music(and porn, but don't let Her find out). Got over 30gb in my itunes- hopefully a decent amount hasn't been upped yet. Gonna try to be a good little n00b, up some tits, and not piss y'all off. So when does the fisting begin?
09-15-2008, 12:10 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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asking for The Fist? that's gonna fuck up Shasta's game...he's not used to compliant victims. good start, n00b.
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09-15-2008, 12:55 AM
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never said i'd just let him have at it. but i'm sure i'll hear a cowbell sooner or later.
09-15-2008, 06:47 AM
Moses is a nice guy.
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Welcome aboard!
It is about damn time there is a n00b that has done his research before posting!
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go fuckyourself
09-16-2008, 07:49 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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fisting begins after you have more posts than me.....
wait....uh oh.....SHIT!!!!
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about a man and his horse
09-17-2008, 10:25 PM
paris gave me herpes
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hii im adrain, frm chicago i m in collg doing diploma in computers....
I m theta kappa house guy and pretty tight down there...
I never had a girl friend but somehow had access to pussy and boobs thanks to my generous friends and their more genrous drunk girl friends...
and thanks to our sister sorority sluts...they will push in anything hard enough in their HOLE>.....
09-18-2008, 01:52 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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thats bc your a fag
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09-18-2008, 01:56 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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zing!
09-18-2008, 01:58 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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no that there's anything wrong with that.
09-18-2008, 02:03 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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of course not as long as your not a liar
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