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lol.....for YEARS i could never give in and take a nap during the day. i always felt guilty, like i should be doing something more instead of sleeping. not too long ago, i decided i was going to start taking naps when i got the chance, and had nothing else to do. for weeks, EVERY time i would try to take a nap, right when i would start to fall asleep the door bell would ring! sometimes i would ignore it, and sometimes i would get up to check....no one there. weird, my dog never barked like usual. happened every single time...usually several times during a nap.
finally figured out that no one was ringing the door bell (hence, the dog never barking), it was just my conscience making me feel guilty for taking a nap, and not letting me do it. once i realized that, i was able to take a nap, and i never hear the door bell anymore.
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I'm sorry but I'm going to keep bumping this work of absolute perfection.
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I've always wondered why is it in my nightmares due to a childhood incident--- a teenager tried to smother me with her cunny--- I'm always that child again scared shitless i'm never fully grown sick fuck me, ready to rip up cunts. I wake up confused and angry, self consciousness is fucking ridiculous and the conscience combined with it kills any chance of getting laid in my dreams
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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well that's two FUCKTARDS in row and so i started writing my little song, based on Monty Pyton's lumbarjack song.
Now does that get you fully caught up.
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go to a sporting good store buy your self a set of shooters ear muffs, they can reduce the sound of a gun shoot by 50%, wear them to work that will fuck with people
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I'm aware of Aspberger's. My wife believes our one son to have it. I think she's full of shit, but that's beside the point. I did a lot of research on it. Really difficult to define sometimes. They're awesome kids and smart as hell.
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it's a very broad field of behavoirs that are contained within asperger there are the damn near mute fixated one one thing/activity/subject, kinda characteristics or there are the very expressive outgoing loud, full tilt, spirited kids, (mine) then there are the disturbed little psych monsters that are complete sociopaths by the time the are age 3, scary.
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My wife believes because my son is highly intelligent and can easily concentrate on something of interest to him that he's got it. Oh...and because he likes really hot showers. I try to tell her that his attention span is normal.
I forget sometimes, though, that her only experience was a sister, a mother, 4 aunts and a daughter with ADHD. I have to remind myself, and her on occasion, that she really has NO clue what boys are like in any way. I remember the first time my, at the time, 4 year old asked her why he was having an erection. That was the funniest look of pure terror I've ever seen go across her face.
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