08-03-2009, 11:25 AM
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
08-03-2009, 11:50 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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This isn't in response to anything. It just made me laugh.
08-03-2009, 12:15 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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This looks like my Boss's 14 y/o son
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I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
08-03-2009, 12:16 PM
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What does your boss look like?
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
08-03-2009, 12:31 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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little "dumpier" more facial hair
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
08-03-2009, 01:19 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
08-03-2009, 01:20 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
08-03-2009, 01:23 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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is this supposed to be a play on when you're jerking off you think about having sex so when you have sex you think about jerking off?
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08-03-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I had a similar situation happen to me Friday with the wife.
See, I have an incredibly small penis so she has to flick her bean while I attempt to satisfy her with my micro-machine. She's starting to cum and now she's so wet and lubed that I can't feel anything anymore. That's where thinking about fapping it to some porn comes in "handy".
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
08-03-2009, 01:43 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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awwww
i really hope you're joking.
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