forum stepTV stepSTALKER sweatshop email Home

Go Back   The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions > General Discussion: > I am - Getting Drunk & Molesting You
Reload this Page Funny Pictures and Videos - If they made you laff post it here!

Reply
Page 600 of 2209 « First < 100500550590597598599 600 60160260361065070011001600 > Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #5991  
Old 07-30-2009, 12:40 PM
Predator24's Avatar
Predator24 Predator24 is offline
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Socialist Paradise of USA
Posts: 14,881
Credits: 12,196,469
Predator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP total
Predator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP total
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
Nothing wrong with Jewish chicks.

Their Fathers are LOADED!!!!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Foetus View Post
you need to find a new dealer
Quote:
Originally Posted by amtronic View Post
Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002

Reply With Quote
  #5992  
Old 07-30-2009, 01:45 PM
skarekrow's Avatar
skarekrow skarekrow is offline
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  

Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 910
Credits: 108,809
skarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followers
skarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followersskarekrow is building a legion of followers
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
you should post his link so we can go fuck his world up.
That guy is an idiot.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadamMeow View Post
I get off helping you guys get off.
Reply With Quote
  #5993  
Old 07-30-2009, 01:51 PM
Five Inch Taint's Avatar
Five Inch Taint Five Inch Taint is offline
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: California
Posts: 6,146
Credits: 106,895
Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.
Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.Five Inch Taint says don't you wish your rep was hot like his.
Default
__________________
And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"

Reply With Quote
  #5994  
Old 07-30-2009, 01:58 PM
Trips's Avatar
Trips Trips is offline
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Posts: 5,098
Credits: 22,942
Trips is just really niceTrips is just really niceTrips is just really niceTrips is just really niceTrips is just really niceTrips is just really niceTrips is just really nice
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
I meant it in a culinary way, but point taken
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by thermos View Post
mock me and my faggot natural ass
Reply With Quote
  #5995  
Old 07-30-2009, 02:26 PM
gimmebeer's Avatar
gimmebeer gimmebeer is offline
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
 
Flash Circle Tower Defense Champion Pirate Booty Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: behind you!
Posts: 12,851
Credits: 191,336
gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.
gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.
Default
__________________
ALL my links are borrowed from someone nicer than me

Reply With Quote
  #5996  
Old 07-30-2009, 02:26 PM
satan666
 

Posts: n/a
Credits: 0 [Check]
Default
Reply With Quote
  #5997  
Old 07-30-2009, 02:53 PM
satan666
 

Posts: n/a
Credits: 0 [Check]
Default
just like the 7 legged spider series (same guy: David Thorne), sometimes it's just better to confuse them and make them think you're crazy





















Reply With Quote
  #5998  
Old 07-30-2009, 02:59 PM
maxbailey's Avatar
maxbailey maxbailey is offline
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
 
Acnos Energizer Champion Blosics Champion Bouncy n Bob Champion Moon Lander Champion Scrabble Blast Champion
The Solar Games Champion YetiSports 8 - Jungle Swing Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 25,803
Credits: 675,114
maxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handle
maxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handle
Default
^^Fucking. Awesome.^^
Reply With Quote
  #5999  
Old 07-30-2009, 03:10 PM
gimmebeer's Avatar
gimmebeer gimmebeer is offline
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
 
Flash Circle Tower Defense Champion Pirate Booty Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: behind you!
Posts: 12,851
Credits: 191,336
gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.
gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.
Default
__________________
ALL my links are borrowed from someone nicer than me

Reply With Quote
  #6000  
Old 07-30-2009, 03:40 PM
ThatHaole's Avatar
ThatHaole ThatHaole is offline
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: In Your Mom
Posts: 22,691
Credits: 554,601
ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
Default Not really a picture but more David Thorne
From: Jeff Peters
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Membership Renewal

Dear David

This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.

All the best, Jeff Peters


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 1.37pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Membership Renewal

Dear Jeff,

Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10 off the normal price of $420.00 - Please confirm that this is correct and I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own legwarmers and headband.

Regards, David.



From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.01am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Hello David

How did you come to that amount? Our half year membership fees are actually $460 but with the 20% discount as an existing member your renewing membership fee would be only $368 for the six months saving you almost $100 off the normal price. We are not Fitness First so do not have those bags.

Cheers, Jeff


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

Do I get free shipping with that?

Regards, David.



From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 12.48pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Free shipping with what? The $368 covers your membership fees for six months.


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing. I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. My aversion to work, along with the fact one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this', ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped attending.

Regards, David.



From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Hello David

Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids, it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you could look at joining instead.

Cheers, Jeff


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.

Regards, David.



From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.32am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Go fuck yourself.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 11.38am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

I was, at first, quite surprised at your response; one minute you are inviting me to renew my membership and asking me for money, the next insulting me. After doing a little research however, I have learnt that mood swings are an expected side effect of steroid abuse. As another side effect is a reduction in the size of your penis, this gives you understandable cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny friends. If I woke up one morning and my penis was a quarter of the size AND I had testicular cancer, I would probably take my anger out on those around me as well. There are probably support groups or websites that could help you manage your problem more effectively and picture based books available on the subject for people with limited reading skills. When I am angry I like to Listen to music by Linkin Park. The added angst and desire to cut myself works similarly to the way firefighters fight forest fires by burning off sections, effectively canceling each other out and I find myself at peace. I understand that you guys usually listen to Pet Shop Boys or Frankie Goes to Hollywood so this may be worth a try.

Regards, David.



From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Ok.



From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

The middle one.


More awesomeness

Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
__________________
RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.


Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 600 of 2209 « First < 100500550590597598599 600 60160260361065070011001600 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:12 PM.

Disclaimer/DMCA -Contact Us - Drunkenstepfather - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
WE CANNOT POLICE EVERYTHING POSTED - IF YOU SEE YOUR COPYRIGHT MATERIAL - SEND US AN EMAIL AND WE WILL MAKE SURE TO REMOVE IT!Ad Management plugin by RedTyger