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I've been obsessing about Babymetal for the last 5 hours. Fucking genius to blend J-Pop and Death Metal.
I forgot about them when I read about them in an article a few years ago about 13 and 15 year girls in a Death Metal band until I saw a vid of them perform this week on The Late Show Stephen Colbert. Kawaii Metal (Cute Metal) is what they call it. A new sub-genre and I've already read some joe critics saying the music isn't Metal. Well they can all fuck off because who said they are strict guidelines to what a genre should stick to. So what if the group has cute girls prancing around to dance pop or even hip-hop with shredding from the musicians as the antithesis. If they're going to argue about it then they should also swing to other spectrum of Metal genre and shit on Grindcore too.
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Agreed.
Music classification can be so subjective in many cases. I saw an interview with Dee Snider years ago where he was saying that Led Zeppelin shouldn't be considered Metal because they dabbled in various themes and genres in their music. Fucking whatever painted face boy. If you're version of Metal sounds like Slipknot and mine sounds like Zep . . . it's all good. As long as our heads are bangin' and our feet are stompin' it works as far as I'm concerned.
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Have you ever been using a public restroom, you finish dropping off and you reach back to courtesy flush before starting the paper work, and the water in the bowl rises and rises until your balls are submerged in ice-cold shit water before it finally flushes?
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You really must have long hanging balls. Silly man, I always get off the seat before flushing.
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