05-05-2018, 03:49 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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More like "Already fucked your mom" or the more subtle "Enjoyed having your mom make him breakfast" or the less subtle "wrecked your mom's vagina!"
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
05-05-2018, 05:22 PM
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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I like the last one. Now we just need a milf chaser avatard to step up.
05-06-2018, 09:36 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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Hell yeah. That's one of the best ways to Heckle outfielders from the bleachers. "Your Mom makes a great breakfast!"
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05-07-2018, 10:11 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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"I had a sleepover with your parents."
Uncle Larry. He always gave me a quarter.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
07-27-2019, 02:42 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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WTF! I haven't been coming here for 10 years have I? Fuck I need a life...
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08-02-2019, 04:01 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Congrats you whores!
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