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Shockingly creepy!
Actually I laughed. Locked doors just mean if you piss me off, you can't get away from me like I can't get away from you. Just remember...pointy toed shoes and heels can do a LOT of damage!
Im a lurker, or I guess I should say I was. Checked out this site for about two years the forum for about a year. Finally decided to start posting some.
I used to have a forum I posted at alot when I was in college. It was like a happy e-family. But the site eventually died but was taken on by one of the memebers very own sites and hasnt been the same since.
I graduated college, got married, had kids and a job so thought it would be best to stay away from the forums for awhile. Well until now that is.
jljones83 here. former navy nuclear electrician, now a surly pirate. i love this forum. i smoke a ton of weed, play xbox, and drink a lot of whiskey and beer.
i am really fucking accident prone. for example:
tonight, i tried to move a recliner to watch tv and eat a goddamn sandwich, and a piece broke off, and a nail sliced my finger from the base to fingertip, in a spiral. it happened to be the only weekend my girlfriend wasn't here, so i had to try to bandage it and tape it myself.
had to open a roll of paper towels, dump the medkit to get medical tape, try to bandage it up, all using half a hand. i was too busy holding the cut finger with a death grip to try not to bleed everywhere. i finally get it done, get in the car, drive halfway to the ER, only to be reminded by my now-sputtering truck that i'm out of fucking fuel. i BARELY make it to the er, get 9 stitches, antibiotics, get it wrapped, and get out.
great night so far
ps. please forgive the rambling, they gave me a bunch of codeine.
PICS: warning, blood, gashes, and stitches. you can't quite see the bottom of the cut, it wraps around to the front of my finger 1 2 3 4 5
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Jones, I just squealed like a little Bavarian schoolgirl.
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JlJones, the wise and imminent sage of cock molding.
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i had a few more bites so i could take the pain meds, but no, didnt finish it. it was good though... ham turkey pastrami salami on sourdough. fuck yeah.
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"i just LOVE to play my clarinet, when i get better, it will play actual notes, not just the bubbling sounds it currently emanates". -doug benson
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Originally Posted by SaucyBastard
Jones, I just squealed like a little Bavarian schoolgirl.
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Originally Posted by thermos
JlJones, the wise and imminent sage of cock molding.