06-09-2009, 10:08 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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My dad was a cop and grabbed his police belt and let all the shit on it fall on the ground. Once you heard that, fucking run like you've never run before!
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
06-09-2009, 10:27 PM
It can be boobie tiem nao pleees?
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Was the safety at least on??
Damn all I meant to do was scare the kid, not shoot him.
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06-09-2009, 11:07 PM
06-10-2009, 12:00 AM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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I would not have to pull out. Niccccccccce.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
06-10-2009, 12:10 AM
found a picture of
TheSnake .... and sure enough he's going for the pussy!
06-10-2009, 12:15 AM
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snakes love warm, tight, moist holes.
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
06-10-2009, 12:17 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHA
that was my first legit LoL in a while, thank you sir
06-10-2009, 01:14 AM
Randy Blythe wishes he could sniff my panties
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I must need sleep cause i made this pic and it made me lol
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At work my fav is "There is no i in team.... but there is a u in cunt......"
06-10-2009, 01:27 AM
Cluster-Bomb this MothaFucka!
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06-10-2009, 01:41 AM
chuy es mi homie
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