12-09-2016, 03:37 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Edited, tho I normally would just leave brain fart as is. I edit only to correct grammar or to add more.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
12-13-2016, 11:08 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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Well shit.
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12-16-2016, 06:50 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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Craig Sager
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12-19-2016, 08:48 PM
All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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Harry Morgan
Prolific character actor Harry Morgan, who appeared in more than 100 films but was best known for his role as Colonel Sherman Potter in the popular television series MASH, has died at his Los Angeles home aged 96.
12-20-2016, 06:15 AM
Hold your tongue and walk your circles, I can see you like an angry turtle.
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Uh ..... he's been dead since 2011 .... but RIP anyway!
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12-20-2016, 09:21 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
99 years old
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
12-20-2016, 11:09 AM
All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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Lol, guess facebook is not a good place to find current events
12-25-2016, 07:36 PM
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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Now 2016's just taking the fucking piss
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You are all cocsuckers. Especially Stantz. Fuck that guy.
12-25-2016, 09:50 PM
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Only 53.
12-25-2016, 09:55 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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