12-28-2009, 10:49 PM
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I need to lose some weight damn it......about 15lbs over what I should be.
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12-28-2009, 11:24 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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I bought a jump rope at WalMart a few months ago because I figured it would be a fun and easy way to exercise in the privacy of my own home. Every time I look at in it's box, I just think about how stupid I was for a) paying for a piece of rope and b) thinking I would ever commit to jumping around in place. That shit's hard.
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12-28-2009, 11:24 PM
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i'm like a fucking hundred, you're lucky
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.
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12-28-2009, 11:33 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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sometimes i think i have to poop but then i remember im a girl so i put on lipstick and play with my boobs instead
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12-28-2009, 11:34 PM
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I just got to cut back on the beer and fatty foods.
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12-28-2009, 11:57 PM
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twentyfive feet sounds like a lot but it's all squished together, if you like; i won't tell if you won't
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12-29-2009, 12:12 AM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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lol i have no idea what that means
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12-29-2009, 12:32 AM
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try masturbation or sex more often, keep the beer and fats, just introduce more sex into your life, you'll be fine
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12-29-2009, 12:34 AM
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ha,
no worries just a brain fart.
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12-29-2009, 12:39 AM
Virginty is overrated, so give me yours.
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I have someone giving me a free exercise bike to I can workout while watching TV, in the A/c, since I'm not allowed to go out and exert myself when it's hot.
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