The Hellmann's and Best Foods Sandwich Report: A Closer Look
The recent study* surveyed nearly three thousand pre-selected Americans regarding sandwich choices. Prior to the sandwich survey, the participants underwent standardized comprehensive psychiatric and personality tests to identify their character traits and behaviors. By comparing the personality test results and survey responses, the study revealed a strong correlation between sandwich choices and personality traits:
-- The Club: Individuals who prefer the Club sandwich are often agreeable
and unselfish. Club sandwich eaters are reliable and strongly devoted to
work as well as relationships. The best words to describe those who
prefer the club sandwich: committed and loyal. Club sandwich fans are
most compatible with those who chose Club, BLT, or turkey.
-- Ham & Cheese: Ham and cheese sandwich lovers are curious and have a
wide range of interests. They are most productive and creative when
working alone without direct supervision. The best words to describe
those who prefer the ham and cheese sandwich: thoughtful and
inquisitive. Ham and cheese sandwich lovers are often independent
without strong romantic ties.
-- Turkey: Those who prefer the turkey sandwich are free-thinkers. They
function best when given space at work and in relationships. The best
words to describe those who prefer the turkey sandwich: creative and
rebellious. Turkey sandwich lovers are often attracted to other turkey
sandwich lovers.
-- Tuna Salad: Tuna salad sandwich eaters are generally aggressive and
achievement-oriented. They are natural leaders and driven to succeed
in both work and personal relationships. The best words to describe those
who prefer the tuna salad sandwich: competitive and successful. They are
most romantically compatible with those who prefer egg salad and others
who also like tuna salad.
-- Egg Salad: Egg salad enthusiasts are often the center of attention. They
are entertaining and crave adventure.The best words to describe those
who prefer egg salad sandwich: charming and energetic. Egg salad
sandwich lovers are the "universal romantic" and they are
often compatible with all sandwich lovers.
-- Chicken Salad: Individuals that prefer the chicken salad sandwich are
well-adjusted and empathic. The best words to describe those who
prefer chicken salad sandwich: easy-going and understanding.
They are most romantically compatible with those preferring egg
salad sandwiches.
-- Seafood Salad: Similar to those who prefer the Club sandwich, seafood
salad sandwich fans are described as agreeable and unselfish. They seek
comfort in close, secure relationships. The best words to describe those
who prefer seafood sandwich: commitment and loyalty. They are most
romantically compatible with those who prefer the BLT or seafood salad
sandwich.
-- Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato: BLT lovers are conscientious
perfectionists. They are devoted in all areas of their lives: work,
home and relationships. The best words to describe those who prefer the
BLT sandwich: honest and full of integrity. BLT sandwich lovers are most
compatible with those who prefer seafood salad sandwich.
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As a child I lived on PB&J's.
Now as I adult I could live on anything from Primanti's, but then I'd end up weighting about 500 pounds if I did. They put italian cole slaw and the french fries right on the sandwich, between two slices of thick Italian bread. If you don't like these sammiches, you can go to hell, for all I care.
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Albuquerque Turkey Sandwich,
Deli Sliced Turkey, Bacon, Swiss Cheese, Green Chile, put it all in a tortilla and heat however you want( Microwave, pan, toaster oven) to melt the swiss cheese, then add lettuce and tomato if you want. If you don't have Green Chile where you live too bad for you and you can use chipotle sauce instead. Its also good on your favorite bread if you prefer bread instead of tortilla
My wife made this for me about a month ago while she was still pregnant and having cravings, and I am hooked on them:
On Publix cuban bread, about an inch of sliced turkey, four slices of bacon, with mircle whip, hot mustard, peper jack and mozzarella, with the cold kosher pickles toasted wither in a toaster oven or broil them in the oven...