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damn I was drunk last night. No, those are friends from back in the day but you should know what you're talking about before you come in here talking tough.
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Wow. Certainly that proves your street cred tough guy. Nothing says I bang with the best of them like "I painted your mom's number on the bathroom stall." You must be talented to spray paint that many digits in a stall. Usually fuckwits like you use sharpies to misspell slut while sitting on their pimply ass in the 7-11 shitter, or carve with their keys (and then wonder why their lock doesn't work.)
And the next time you see my mom tell that bitch I want my money.
Please construe this as all due respect since certainly I wouldn't want a hard guy like you to backtrace my internets posts and come after me.
Fucking jackhole.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
I just remember one . I was out one night with a friend riding our bikes around the neighborhood and I saw some type of strange knife that had a half circle shaped blade. It was garbage day and everyone had their cans and bags in front of the curb so I started slashing the bags open and my friend was kicking over every can as he rode past them. As we were turning a corner after finishing two long roads leaving a path of trash in the street, a car cut us off and some angry guy in his underwear hopped out and knocked my friend off his bike. he was afraid of the knife but I stopped and put it down. the cops came and didn't do anything. the guy followed us for a few minutes as we picked put back some of the trash but we stopped as soon as he went away. the next day I was in the car with my father going down one of the blocks and he was like, WTF happened here? good times.
Surviving Youth is a trying thing for an adventurous soul. My stupidity knew no bounds when I was young. Speeding, drinking, and whoring around.
Most stupid thing I did in my youth was fucking a Baptist Preacher's daughter in the baptismal pool. Why was it stupid? Cause I got caught by the Preacher!