02-01-2016, 03:42 PM
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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My caucus huge and throbing
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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02-01-2016, 10:49 PM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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If I had those I would take them out and play with them all the time.
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Video Games will send you straight to Hell and Satan has a Rail Gun.
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02-02-2016, 08:53 AM
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As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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When you get rid of hiccups, where do they go?
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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02-02-2016, 05:25 PM
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I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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The dishwasher.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
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02-02-2016, 05:26 PM
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I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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I am sweating today. Last week I had 78 layers of clothing on.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
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02-02-2016, 09:45 PM
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Is this a known riddle or are you just that good?
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02-02-2016, 10:23 PM
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I'm in it to win it. alot.
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If there is one thing I know aboot women, it's that they crave the cack.
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this is the best news ever!
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I think the Sunnyside milf is far hotter than Heathyr.
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02-03-2016, 06:35 AM
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This is Jeopardy!
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02-03-2016, 04:30 PM
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The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Everybody stays calm, nobody gets hurt.
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I like dick, a lot.
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Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
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02-03-2016, 06:58 PM
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Never heard this one, I love Weird Al!
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