you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Not drunk yet, but certainly buzzed after a soul-sucking 8 hour meeting today at work. After it was over a bunch of us headed straight for the bar... that first beer tasted soooooooo good.
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You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.
My security job ripped me the fuck off, got paid 89 bucks for three weeks work, just because i left the company, suddenly each time I called on duty via radio wasn't properly recorded so i wasn't paid, i'm just fucking tired of being the burnt of other people's wickedness.
On a much lighter note, I was only darkly depressed for three days and now I'm half way back to my regular depressive self, all thanks to the wonders of vodka and coffee. Though I must say thank you to the new ads of women sucking dicks at the very top, at least previously i could of had dsf pages up with no problems, now i gotta hide it which makes me feel as if i'm watching porn, even though porn is the farthest thing from my mind right now, I've just discovered the best cure for porn and masturbation is depression, and the cure for depression is cluster fucking evil fuckers in the eye with my dick for trying to rip me off, the only reason why i don't go there to cluster fuck the lot of 'em is that doing so would make me a criminal, but I should give a fuck, O well, maybe Christmas will be better next year.
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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she's the pregnant redheaded girl on the show, NUMBNUTS!
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