watching Mythbusters, man i so want to fuck Kari's fat pregnant ass!
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CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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i usually watch ice pilots nwt but i got it on the pvr for the woman and i can watch it after shes done work. i think its naked gun to watch. good old OJ
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin' . . . chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo?s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He?d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He?d been cheatin? with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika . . . the world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger?s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin? and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger?s wife went investin' . . . a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you?re gettin' laid then I?m gettin' paid."
She?s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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Can't sleep. Wife's sleeping which is good cause her sleeps all fucked up since she was last in the hospital two weeks ago. Med changes are screwing with her system. So, nothing to do so I came to DSF
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that is fucking awesome!
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
got a question about the ex-gf site in the banner: why do those pictures look so good (HD good, not sexy good)? is that a photoshop technique to make it look more HD and pleasing to the eye?
bc a couple of the sample pics look familiar, but i dont remember the quality looking so sharp.
and does noticing the picture quality make me homo?
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