I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Fuck me!!!!
I have to take my artichoke dip out of the oven, shower, feed the cats, pickup the wife and go to her gay uncles house with his boyfriend and her other cousins for a late lunch/early dinner
Well at least it's not Sunday Football day right??
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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For all you DSF'ers with young kids, try this..
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For the second year in a row, we're bringing Santa closer to you! Help someone you care about receive a personalized video message from Santa Claus himself using the PNP console, a technological breakthrough that makes real-time communication with the North Pole possible!
I just made one for my 2 year old and she loved it, she's now decided to behave. I hope.
Fuck yeah I did. But, you know what 19 year olds are like. You can't just tell them they're wrong or they'll "prove you wrong". So I had to lead him along with directed questions.
Honestly, I think his girlfriend is treating him like shit because he didn't have a job. There was a whole week where she "didn't have time to see him", then he said same for this week and all of a sudden after he told her he was working again, BAM! She wants him to go shopping for xmas with her. She's been corrupted by her parents that money buys love. Sad, cause she is mostly a nice girl.
I'm still hoping that he quits them today or tomorrow. He found out that he is required to do 20 demonstrations per week or his pay is docked. But they don't consider him on a draw. They say he's not required to get any sells, but if he does he makes $200 per sale on top of his "pay". Yesterday he found out that it takes from 2-4 hours for a demonstration. That doesn't include drive time, prep time, paperwork, etc. I had to repeat 20x4=80 hours just for demonstration. That drops his pay down to below $5/hr.
He's thinking he can find another job while working for this place. I asked WHEN? If you're working 60+ hours a week, you don't have time to look. If you take time off for interviews, you don't have time for demonstrations which means you lose pay and then they fire you and then you don't get unemployment.
AGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Actually, after hearing about the succubus he's dating, you're doing the right thing I think.
All us guys need to learn sooner or later what the true price of pussy really is. Look at what happened to Tiger.
Make your kid sweat it out "Mr. I'm 19 and know more than you do" and take his medicine. He's only 19 and will eventually figure it out and get a better job and just pay for it at the Osaka Spa like a smart guy does
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Mr McHookerino, I hope doubly so that by tomorrow, that cold air, or at best most of it, comes this way, please o fucking please. I wanna freeze my balls off, i'd trade with any of you in a moment.
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.: