12-03-2009, 09:33 PM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Why is this old asian guy staring me in the face? I think he wants me to punchisize his face.
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mock me and my faggot natural ass
12-03-2009, 10:21 PM
Custom user title? Who the fuck needs it.
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Goddamnit. I hate it when USAA asks me my security questions. I always end up locking my account and have to call them to unlock it.
12-03-2009, 10:37 PM
Custom user title? Who the fuck needs it.
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This is part of the conversation I just had.
USAA Rep: Ok
Airman (my name), I just need to ask you some questions to verify your identity.
Me: Ok
USAA Rep: What branch of service are you in?
Me: Uh, Air Force.
hahahaha What a moron.
12-03-2009, 11:08 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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honest mistake....you could be gassy....
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
12-04-2009, 07:20 AM
my youngest daughter used to think a cameltoe was when someone stomped on your toes until you died. if you told her she had one, she would look at her feet.
12-04-2009, 10:04 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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I have a nephew who was the same way with a moose knuckle... he lives in Colorado, so maybe there really are fucking moose there, all I know was when they come to visit I don't want to see him running around my house in his little fucking Swiss Miss Heidi liederhosen shorts. My wife's whole family is crazy as shit....
-SRD
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
12-04-2009, 12:47 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Why in the hell does the label say Cold Medicine, but when I swallowed a mouthful just now it was room temperature?
-SRD
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
12-04-2009, 01:17 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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you know whats a depressing thought?
pediatric cancer
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12-04-2009, 05:41 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Buzzkill.
Try this instead:
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
12-04-2009, 05:48 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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^^^ Yeah, that's not fucked up at all. I now have a headache
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