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Old 12-02-2009, 09:21 AM
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There's the classic "Turns out the blonde you were doing admitted having herpes but needed the extra cash you offered her for bareback... sorry."

Or the "I am flattered by the offer but you know I'm not into guys."

"Dude that hemorrhoid that u showed me on yer ass look alot more like warts or a pic I googled of anal herpes. Prep H is just going to make it worse. Get it checked asafp."
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:24 AM
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How about "Dude, if I'd known she was your mom I wouldn't have put it there even when she offered me the extra $20 and a shot at your sister."

Check out this page, I'm hoping this doesn't lead to some new user named "RandomFactsAboutKetchup" but it is kind of cool.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:46 AM
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Did you mean MIDI, or MDI?
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:10 AM
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I don't know if this has been posted before/elswhere but it made me lol....

Apparently, certain Facebook employees have WAY too much time on their hands: 1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page....... 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US/UK........ 3) When the language selection appears, above English:UK, click... English: Pirate........ 4) watch what happens
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:11 AM
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When I was in the Air Force we used to set people on fire if they fell asleep on duty, just to teach them not to do it again.

Aaahh, those were the days...
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Old 12-02-2009, 11:34 AM
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:28 PM
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Apparently HP identified that as a legit problem and released a BIOS updated to fix it. So far, it's working.
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:40 PM
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let events happen as they may, and simply let them stream by.when things have happened, they have happened; when they have gone, they have gone. the moment you settle down to some fixed view of things, decay is already setting in. abiding nowhere, let your mind work.
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Old 12-02-2009, 03:09 PM
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Old 12-02-2009, 06:37 PM
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