12-01-2009, 12:25 AM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Yes please!
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You expect nice, helpful people here? This forum is where nice comes to die.
BITCH! FUK U! Ur opinions is irelephant n ignant!!!!
12-01-2009, 12:32 PM
224 Word Palindrome
Dammit I?m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I?m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level ?Mad Dog?.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider? eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one? my names are in it.
Murder? I?m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I?m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I?d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
?Sir, I deliver. I?m a dog?
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I?m mad.
12-01-2009, 01:00 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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^^^ That's pretty cool.
12-01-2009, 01:14 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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A toyota's a toyota.
No X in Nixon.
-SRD
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
12-01-2009, 05:12 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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sometimes i wish you really could light a fire up under someone's ass
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12-01-2009, 05:32 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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It's called a blowtorch
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
12-01-2009, 09:15 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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I need a REAL offensive one liner to post on a friends FB page and I'm drawing a blank...help?
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
12-02-2009, 12:12 AM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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Does anyone know of a good Virtual MDI keyboard for MAC?
Salsa and then pancakes makes my stomach feel weird.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
12-02-2009, 08:49 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I'm sick today so I'm working from home in bed. I get so much more done like this and I get to finish setting up my new porn machine
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
12-02-2009, 09:08 AM
woohoo its snowing! itll all be gone in an hour im sure, but its cool while it lasts
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