07-24-2008, 07:15 PM
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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I'm proud of my penis because it can spell my name in the snow when i pee
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Originally Posted by jizzay
Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
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07-24-2008, 07:53 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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I'm proud of my cock because it doesn't talk back....and when a girl talks back it spits at her...that's why I'm proud of my cock
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07-25-2008, 12:56 AM
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the burning and itching has stopped
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I am proud of my cock because it does all my thinking for me.
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07-25-2008, 12:57 AM
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....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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I am proud of my cock because I am about to plow my wife's ass with it.
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Originally Posted by amylikewhoa
I'm so fucking fabulous I hijack my own threads
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07-26-2008, 04:02 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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I'm proud of my cock because it's never been afraid to serve up a mushroom stamp to someone who was asking for it....
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07-26-2008, 06:44 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: ohio
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It will boldly go where I ask it to go. It may finish quick to get out, but it does it's job.
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07-26-2008, 06:48 PM
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Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Does it travel to Uranus much? Ever caught any Klingons with it?
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07-26-2008, 06:49 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Oh shit that is funny!
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07-26-2008, 06:54 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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He dons his special rubber suit for those trips!!!
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07-26-2008, 07:32 PM
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jesus is my homeboy
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What about us ladies?
I love my passion fruit,doesn't that count for something?lol
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