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#31 07-09-2010, 02:24 PM

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no, really, thats a cool story

TheSNakE · #32 07-09-2010, 02:37 PM

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Story of my life. I feel like Rodney Dangerfield. For me, nothing goes right. I bought a book, How to Make it Big. It was all about money!

Bong O. Boi · #33 07-10-2010, 08:58 PM

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Sorry. Commentary is what I do. My old name here was rustynred. It's the name my ex and I used for everything. She's happily gone, and I wanted a new name without losing my less than impressive post count. So Satan, in his infinite wisdom, let me have a new name.

I feel like Bart Simpson letting those Shelbyville kids klnow that it is "I, Bart Simpson, in your midst". And they just look at him like he's the mayor of Dinkville.

It is I, the former rustynred, in your midst.

Fuck, sorry for dissing oh Hef. Not really. Honestly, he's always seemed like an old queen trying to hide the fact he likes guy's dicks in his mouth.

Bong O. Boi · #34 07-10-2010, 09:01 PM

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It's never too late. Be the best whore you can be. Live the dream!!

#35 07-10-2010, 09:06 PM

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ask her for your balls back

Zakko · #36 07-10-2010, 10:56 PM

Most of these sluts need a fucking day-job.

turn the fucking lights off

Bong O. Boi · #37 07-11-2010, 12:34 AM

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Can't. They're in your mom's mouth.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

Seriously tho, I took the bitch to the cleaners. She walked away with the clothes on her back, an 03 Hyundai that had 2 years of payments left, $2000 dollars for her half of $50,000 equity on the house and her heavy furniture. Well, except for her grandma's old Singer sewing machine in a wooden table/ cabinet thing. She didn't see it in the storage room. Sold it on CL for $100, which I spent on ceramic supplies for my pipe business that she hated.

Plus I got back "her" cat, because her new bf's daughter's cat didn't get along with it.

Truth be told, she should be asking me for her balls back. I sold them on CL too.

My advice to anyone contemplating divorce: Be such an utter bastard that they'll do anything to get away from you. Ka-ching.