I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I will elaborate then.
I was dating a girl at an office I was working in after I got out of the Army. She was bisexual and would invite her girlfriends to join us in bed a few times a month. She liked the whole whips/chains/blindfolds and shit. We were 69'ing one time and she peed a little in my mouth. I thought it was female squirt juice but she told me after she finished what she did. We were so fucked up on weed and poppers that we went to the bathtub and pissed in each others mouths and all over our bodies. I had a 30pack of Miller in my car so we cracked that open, got really drunk in the bathtub and whenever one of us had to piss we just did it all over each other. We filled wine glasses and toasted each other with it and gave each other piss enemas too
Ahh, the good old days.
Urine is sterile.
Feces transmit Hepatitis and nasty parasites so I don't mess with that :
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I have never done anything half-way and when you get lost in the moment of depravity like we were (Me, my GF and her girlfriends at the sametime) all wasted and horny, anything goes.
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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On a serious note
Being completely serious on this:
I had a conversation with my wife last night about sex. She was a virgin when I met her and she was 30 years old. Laugh while I count to 30, it's ok. I have done a lot (I was about to say everything but I know you all have great imaginations.) and told her that I am not going to tell her anything other than my STD tests are negative and she's fine with that.
She was concerned that she is not enough for me and I explained to her that although I have been through a lot, I love her more than anything else in the world and HONESTLY prefer vanilla sex. Crazy, kinky sex doesn't do anything for me since I have already done it. If you haven't had another girl piss in your mouth, or do things that you will not reveal even here, infront of her bisexual girlfriends then don't judge me. I can have vanilla sex now because I made it out without a disease or getting myself killed by drugs and/or pimps/boyfriends/fathers/husbands.
Don't go searching for something if you are not prepared for the potential consequences. Just like what 6th grade heath teachers tell their female students.
I am an enomaly. Don't gamble with your health, you may end up with MS and look forward to being paralyzed.
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
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Yo soy el tio loco que ellos llaman nekyo. ?Donde esta mi nuevo teclado?
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Just when i decided to put on my orange thong,put on a pair of boots and my mexican sombrero so i could dance some salsa while swinging my enormous penis for your viewing pleasure
On a serious note, i wasn't judging you or kidding for that matter, i was actually being serious, im sure i haven't done even half of what you've done(fucker), i actually think you're a swell man, sure a bit of an asshole and sometimes over medicated but you're ok in my little book and fyi i would've peed anywhere else but inside her
Yo soy el tio loco que ellos llaman nekyo. ?Donde esta mi nuevo teclado?
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They come from the bottom of my heart
I guess i should make a list:
Google told me her vagina could get an infection
If she got an infection i wasn't gonna go down on her and i enjoyed doing that
I couldn't give her a cream pie but she wanted me to pee in her? :
She would let me pee inside her but not on her face