I read this somewhere, I don't think it was on this forum, and I don't know who said it but here is someone's description of giving a blow job:
"It's like being in a swordfight with a guy who is using salami instead of a sword and he keeps trying to stab you in the mouth and you don't have any sword."
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ’liberalism,’ they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Norman Thomas, former U.S. Socialist Presidential Candidate
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