Back when I had a job I used to work with Rep. John Conyers, Sen. Leahy, George Clinton, Art Alexakis. George Clinton is a real cool dude. He drew something for me.
I also have a picture of me looking fat with Dave Barry from last week, but haven't gotten off my phone yet.
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I was pissing at a mexican restaurant in South Charlotte one night and Arn Anderson walked in to piss next to me. I nodded and left the restroom, and my buddy went in when I told him who I'd seen.
I flew back from college one year to visit my parents in Albuquerque NM. I'd been drinking so as soon as I got off the plane I went to the first pisser in the concourse which is kind of off the beaten path. I'd just finished washing my hands when Stevie Wonder walked in. He was getting ready to fly out after a concert the night before. One of his braids hit the door jam and a bead flew off. I grabbed the stray hair adornment before his bodyguard could get it and then held out my hand to him and said "Here you go Mr. Wonder."
What a dumb ass.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I saved the whole planet on Earth Day?
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When I got out of the Air Force, I worked for a private Avionics company is SoCal for about 5 years. I worked on a lot of celeb planes and some of the movie studios. I met a lot of them. I don't really get star struck though. Clint Eastwood parked his helicopter outside of our shop. He's just like you would expect, great guy. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman = pricks. Whoopie Goldberg = prick. Sly Stallone = prick. Michelle Pfieffer = smoking ass hot. Dennis Quaid, great guy.
I was working on a plane in a hangar right next to Ahhnold's plane. I think I was working on one of the Hard Rock Cafe owner's plane. Maria came into the hangar and Ahhnold right behind her. She was bitching as soon as she stepped in the hangar. But she stepped in some skydrol and busted her ass. Ahhnold was laughing so hard I thought he was going to lose consiousness.
And Metallica came in on a black and gray G-2. Those guys must have more money than God, but this is an old prop plane. State of the art in its day, but its day had long past. I don't think any of those boys are a fan of soap and water.
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