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Old 12-10-2009, 06:28 AM
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Couple things.

Carajas, if you want to pass as a legal US citizen, you have to understand that you hang the stockings from the fireplace mantle and put small gifts "inside" the Christmas stockings.

Cellany, I'll be knocking on your door posing as a stranded motorist on Christmas. I'm just looking for some free booze and weed but you'll know it's me because I'll be the one in the Julia Roberts "Pretty Woman" hooker outfit complete with the peroxide blonde wig and thigh-high boots.

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Me too. We moved from LA to Georgia. But, a lot of my wife's family moved out here too. Tough to get rid of Messicans. I think I love her family more than my own though. They will put a party together at the drop of the hat. Don't really like tamales though, I like sincronizadas. It's carne asada between two tortillas and smothered in cheese. With that dark red chili that can take the paint off a car.

Carajas, my wife really wasn't into the whole stocking thing until she found a pair of diamond earrings in hers. Now those are the first decoration to go up.
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and the shits on christmas morning?
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My first wife was a Mestiza, and we always went down into Ciudad Juarez to see her abuela, where we would start drinking rum and cokes and good mexican cervezas about 6pm. Presents would start being opened around midnight, with demands that any clothing items be put on immediately. One of her uncles liked to play guitar, so I'd generally end up on the front porch with him, he'd strum and I'd sing CCR tunes while he vocalized (he didn't speak any english, but his phonetic attempts were pretty damned good) until someone inside caught us and my wife would tell me to come inside and stop making the coyotes howl.

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One more that I forgot is at my dads house the movie The Christmas Story is always on when TNT plays it for 24 hours straight!
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You'll shoot your eye out, Ralphie! That movie was a classic, the sequel sucked ass though. I typically will try to watch that and the Charlie Brown Christmas Special if I can catch it on the DVR.
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