02-10-2009, 01:03 AM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Come on over Jo, let's end our celibacy!
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02-10-2009, 03:07 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Almost 2 days
But I thats pretty much the max when my gf isn't on her period. It's nice having constant sex but the conquest of a one night stand is also a good time.
It's not that I won't have sex with her, she just doesn't like looking like she's bloated.
Trust me girls, when we're getting our dicks wet, we're not looking at your extra "bloat"
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02-10-2009, 07:12 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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don't be like that. I'd hook you up with a discount.
02-10-2009, 07:58 PM
Wearing a flavor saver since '95
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at 5am this morning. i woke up after having a wet dream. not sure if this counts as having sex. otherwise it was the day before yesterday
02-12-2009, 06:20 PM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Its good to know you look out for me.
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02-12-2009, 08:00 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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i'll be going to oklahoma city soon. texas ain't that far...
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02-12-2009, 08:07 PM
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LOL! So tempting......mustttt resssssissssstttt.......
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02-12-2009, 08:37 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Oklahoma is just as far from Jo as San Diego is.
02-12-2009, 08:38 PM
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Shhhhhhh dont tell him, Randal!!!!
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02-12-2009, 08:47 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Don't worry. He's not going to ride his scooter 12 hours.
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