11-26-2009, 11:49 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Time for me to start prepping the turkey for the fryer.
God I hope I don't fuck this up
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
11-26-2009, 11:57 AM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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Just don't put it in frozen and you're good to go
have happy turkey fuckers!
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
11-26-2009, 04:45 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Holy Fuck! Good luck and don't end up on youtube
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11-26-2009, 04:53 PM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Turkeys are ok, but I want to petition congress for an official holiday in the honor of HAM! WHO'S WITH ME?!
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mock me and my faggot natural ass
11-26-2009, 10:51 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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we eat ham every other damn day
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
11-27-2009, 02:02 AM
jesus is my homeboy
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yea white people and pork lol
11-27-2009, 06:04 AM
Yay! First snow...yay. fuck.
11-27-2009, 04:45 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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You haz snow? Awesome! And oh shit!
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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Pobs= pimp
None of these links are mine.
11-27-2009, 05:01 PM
i know more than you and i knew it before you did
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Yeah, we got about a 1/8" and it lasted for a whole 2 hours before melting away. I was hoping for more so I could go do donuts in the old ghetto Kroger parking lot now that it's closed up.
11-27-2009, 05:30 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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I think the holidays would be so much better if there were no inlaws
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