01-08-2009, 12:33 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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you would lose a hand trying to share with her!!!
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
01-08-2009, 01:28 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Mmmmm....
Put some Arby's sauce on that and we've got lunch, dinner, and suppertime!!!
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01-08-2009, 01:36 PM
these are funny from cracked
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01-08-2009, 02:08 PM
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She has the rare, big girl with small tits, body type. I'd love to know how that happens.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
01-08-2009, 02:20 PM
HIGH SCORE mothafucka!!
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It's like God slapping you in the face with his dick
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01-08-2009, 04:56 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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01-08-2009, 06:55 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
01-08-2009, 08:20 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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good thing you're already in hell
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01-08-2009, 08:23 PM
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don't you get in trouble with your boss for peeing in your cubicle
*it was a bad joke i know
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01-08-2009, 08:27 PM
Christ on a cross! Why would anybody that looked like that think that wearing a shirt like that to take a picture is a good idea?!?!
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