If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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The proper way to eat shellfish as it should!
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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Nope to #1. At this time they are inside but on the outside of the nether region. They took the long way 'round and ended up on the outside looking in where they started.
Nope to #2. The diaphragm is a barrier between the thoraxic area where the heart and lungs and shit are located. But down in the abdomen where the stomach, large and small intestines, bladder, kidneys, etc, that's all fair game.
Hope the little buggers aren't hungry!!
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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I am going to go see the Slipknot in August.
It will also be 25 years to the month since I did that for the first time at the 2nd or 3rd Ozzfest before anyone knew who they were. We sure as hell didn't.
We had to wait many months for their first album to finally come out and it kicked our asses when it did.
Can't wait!
Also, I am old af.
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