my wife informed today that i can no longer fuck her in the ass. wtf? that door has been open to me me for many years, and now she slams it shut? so, im kind of sad its goodbye to ass fucking for me worst day of my life.
on another tip, i cooked a huge brisket today worth the money since we will get 3-4 dinners out of it.....plain old brisket tonight, chopped bbq sandwiches, taquitos, italian beef/philly cheese steak sandwiches, etc..
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Let me see if I understand all this...
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED
A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVER'S
LICENSE, A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE.
man, i miss all you sick fucks and i hope to be back in the mix soon... new relationships can be intense and time-consuming... i hope everyone's halloween was a good one!
(tho i am sorry to hear about your window McHookerino. that really sux )