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Trips · #**3321** 10-31-2009, 01:35 PM

Went to dinner last nite with this hot muslim chick and her friends. I was the new guy and told them I was Israeli. haha Good times but great ice breaker.

Pobs · #**3322** 10-31-2009, 03:09 PM

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Psycho tweeter with substance abuse problems? Might have to follow her.......

#**3323** 10-31-2009, 04:39 PM

I would like to Google my Tweet all over your Facebook

danieldamone · #**3324** 10-31-2009, 07:52 PM

happy halloween everybody!

jo_dile · #**3325** 10-31-2009, 07:55 PM

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McHookerino · #**3326** 10-31-2009, 08:25 PM

Fuck Halloween and all the ghetto teenagers throwing bricks thru windows if you don't give them fucking candy! I need a new bay window now

stupid motherfuckers!

FUCK I'M PISSED!

danieldamone · #**3327** 11-01-2009, 03:41 AM

i bought a bunch of candy and nobody came and got it. im going to ea it all....even the shitty bubble gum.

#**3328** 11-01-2009, 08:32 AM

Ohhhhh my head!

strommsarnac · #**3329** 11-01-2009, 08:32 AM

I had fun tonight. When the kids would come up to get candy and and say "Trick or Treat", I'd say "Wow, you don't live in this area, how far did your parents drive to get you here?" If there parents were with them, I'd ask the parents.

The looks on their faces were priceless. It really pisses me off when we have over 150 kids come through. Understand, our "community" is off by itself, a loop and has only 14 kids out of diapers. Every year there's more and more traveling beggars.

Shit, %90 of the kids didn't even say Trick or Treat, they just held their bag out. I'd make them say it, then I'd hit them with where you from, then I'd give in and give them candy.

It's just plain rude to go to another community. It's not like these were ghetto kids either. Worse, there's only 50 houses in our area. None of us expected that many kids. What the fuck is up with the parents. If your neighborhood is so kid-unfriendly, MOVE!

Then there's the fucking teenagers who are obviously over 13. They don't get candy unless they're with a younger kid. After I told two teens no, one of them had the balls to say "well, I'll just come back later then". I said "Wow, that's a threat. Look right up behind me in the corner of the door <all of them did> that's a hi-res camera and now I have your faces and stupid you're wearing an OOG <local high school> t-shirt, so go wright ahead and come back. After I shoot your ass for trespassing, you can explain to the cops what you were thinking of doing".

They turned around and left, not even stopping at any other house all the way down the street and out of the area.

Not to mention the girl in the slut shorts. They were so tight she couldn't walk right and her hair and makeup was obviously overdone. She couldn't have been more than 12. I wish her parents had been around, I would have told them off. I have no idea who she was supposed to be, but my neighbor's dad seemed to thing she was supposed to be Miley. Thanks to this site, I kept looking for a guy in a pedobear costume to be following her!

maxbailey · #**3330** 11-01-2009, 09:47 AM

Do kids these days have some kind of warning alarm in their head that goes off if their parents touch each other in an even vaguely sexual way?

She was quite happy reading or playing or whatever in her room and I had barely touched the missus and the fucking bedroom door flies open with a "Whatcha doin'?", "Mummy, can I get a ...?".

Blue balls FTL.