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Five Inch Taint · #**3181** 10-24-2009, 08:52 PM

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No body is ready for them. You just have them and hope for the best. Kinda like having an angry ex pack your parachute.

jo_dile · #**3182** 10-24-2009, 09:03 PM

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Fuck that....Id rather jump to my death....lol

strommsarnac · #**3183** 10-25-2009, 12:10 AM

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I got snipped too. Wife was getting cysts on her ovaries and they wanted to take her off the pill. So I bit the bullet and got snipped.

Only regret I have. Not because I can't have a kid of my own blood (my wife's kids are all I want), but the feel is sooo different.

Yes, there's a "pressure" afterward. Sometimes it's like someone is gently squeezing my nuts. Other times it's like the next day after being kicked in the balls. Honestly, if I climax more than once in a 48 hour period, I really feel pressure. Especially if I have multiple in one session. Past the second and I usually hurt.

What's odd is that I've even felt queasy to the stomach afterward.

Considering that guys who've had this done, just don't want to talk about it, it's hard to know if this is normal or not. Heck, my oldest brother won't even talk about his after-effects.

I do have to say make sure you go over every little detail in-advance with your doc. Even though I filled out the questionnaire paperwork and was totally honest on it, my doc thought I was joking about one item and brushed it off.

Q: Are you currently or have you every been involved in extreme exercising?
A: Yes, for more than 3 years I rode 600+ miles per week on a bicycle.

Fucking ahole thought that was a joke. If he'd taken me seriously, my left testicle wouldn't have been pulled up past my penis and stuck to the inside of my scrotum as the cut tube healed. He would have given me a major muscle relaxant to prevent that. Instead, I went through HELL for three days till he finally accepted that I wasn't a wimp and got me in to his office. He literally had to tear loose what was healing to the inside of my sack. Then the muscle relaxants kept everything from pulling back up tight like a newborn boy.

Well, 10 years later, I still feel like someone is poking my left nut with the eraser end of a pencil. Kinda like someone is poking you in the arm with their finger tip. Just enough that you know it's there.

10 minutes of surgery, lifetime of remembering it.

Predator24 · #**3184** 10-25-2009, 09:35 AM

This is the WORST toilet paper invented. It gives way to my fingers and then breaks apart on my ass so I get to pick it off in the shower

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Expletive · #**3185** 10-25-2009, 09:49 AM

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I'll never fucking ever get tied off, i'll just use a fucking condom, true horror fuck all if i ever heard one. And after having a Hernia surgery twelve years ago, the fucking pain of having my ball sack sliced open and the dread ful healing after ward; three months. I'll never fuck about with my bits again, fuck that.

Stromms, i'm really fucking sorry dude.

Expletive · #**3186** 10-25-2009, 09:51 AM

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best to use the cheap toilet paper, guaranteed not to fall apart, though it isn't as gentle on the ass, tis okay, you're a man, you'll survive.

Expletive · #**3187** 10-25-2009, 09:52 AM

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depends how you bring the little rascals up, put the fear of God in them from first few months, and pour on the hazing charm, with extra love and kisses, and they'll fucking fear you forever.

Predator24 · #**3188** 10-25-2009, 09:54 AM

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This is the cheap paper, trust me. My wife is an idiot.

Expletive · #**3189** 10-25-2009, 10:10 AM

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you know how women are they're always shopping for the best price; they'll go twenty miles further just to find a few items a few pennies cheaper, that's the glory of women.

though guaranteed to drive a man fucking bonkers.

Predator24 · #**3190** 10-25-2009, 10:30 AM

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Actually, I buy my own (The really good stuff) and stash it away in MY bathroom. She knows better than to go in there. I had to use the half bath a couple times this week and know I know I should have just shit my pants instead.