10-22-2009, 07:10 PM
When I got home from work, I took a shit. It smelled pretty bad, so I sprayed some Febreze.
10-22-2009, 07:22 PM
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you saying you want to ***** and fuck, or just get drunk and punch goats?
10-22-2009, 07:25 PM
***** ... just testing the feature.
10-22-2009, 07:34 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I'm saying that I'm really fucking pissed off that my Dr. wouldn't breakout with the good shit so I could get fucking wasted
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I needed a laugh and you gave me one.
Thanks dude.
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10-22-2009, 07:35 PM
The wife is out at the theatre seeing Young Frankenstien. It's a musical comedy. But what that really means is that all the girls can PM me their naked pics without fear.
10-22-2009, 07:43 PM
is there porn where they put a tube in someones urethra and then they pour ants in the tube because if not........ive struck gold once again
10-22-2009, 07:47 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Well there is the Richard Gere story and the gerbil....I hope I never see anything like that though.
That would break me.
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10-22-2009, 07:51 PM
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so you DO have a limit
10-22-2009, 07:58 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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That and egg salad sandwiches
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10-22-2009, 08:27 PM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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TAAAA DAAA!!!!!
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